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  • I. FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,
  • II. When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
  • III. Look in thy glass, and tell the face thou viewest
  • IV. Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
  • V. Those hours, that with gentle work did frame
  • VI. Then let not winter's ragged hand deface
  • VII. Lo! in the orient when the gracious light
  • VIII. Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly?
  • IX. Is it for fear to wet a widow's eye
  • X. For shame! deny that thou bear'st love to any,
  • XI. As fast as thou shalt wane, so fast thou growest
  • XII. When I do count the clock that tells the time,
  • XIII. O, that you were yourself! but, love, you are
  • XIV. Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;
  • XV. When I consider every thing that grows
  • XVI. But wherefore do not you a mightier way
  • XVII. Who will believe my verse in time to come,
  • XVIII. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
  • XIX. Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
  • XX. A woman's face with Nature's own hand painted
  • XXI. So is it not with me as with that Muse
  • XXII. My glass shall not persuade me I am old,
  • XXIII. As an unperfect actor on the stage
  • XXIV. Mine eye hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
  • XXV. Let those who are in favour with their stars
  • XXVI. Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
  • XXVII. Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
  • XXVIII. How can I then return in happy plight,
  • XXIX. When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
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  • XXXI. Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts,
  • XXXII. If thou survive my well-contented day,
  • XXXIII. Full many a glorious morning have I seen
  • XXXIV. Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day,
  • XXXV. No more be grieved at that which thou hast done:
  • XXXVI. Let me confess that we two must be twain,
  • XXXVII. As a decrepit father takes delight
  • XXXVIII. How can my Muse want subject to invent,
  • XXXIX. O, how thy worth with manners may I sing,
  • XL. Take all my loves, my love, yea, take them all;
  • XLI. Those petty wrongs that liberty commits,
  • XLII. That thou hast her, it is not all my grief,
  • XLIII. When most I wink, then do mine eyes best see,
  • XLIV. If the dull substance of my flesh were thought,
  • XLV. The other two, slight air and purging fire,
  • XLVI. Mine eye and heart are at a mortal war
  • XLVII. Betwixt mine eye and heart a league is took,
  • XLVIII. How careful was I, when I took my way,
  • XLIX. Against that time, if ever that time come,
  • L. How heavy do I journey on the way,
  • LI. Thus can my love excuse the slow offence
  • LII. So am I as the rich, whose blessed key
  • LIII. What is your substance, whereof are you made,
  • LIV. O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
  • LV. Not marble, nor the gilded monuments
  • LVI. Sweet love, renew thy force; be it not said
  • LVII. Being your slave, what should I do but tend
  • LVIII. That god forbid that made me first your slave,
    
    
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  • LIX. If there be nothing new, but that which is
  • LX. Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
  • LXI. Is it thy will thy image should keep open
  • LXII. Sin of self-love possesseth all mine eye
  • LXIII. Against my love shall be, as I am now,
  • LXIV. When I have seen by Time's fell hand defaced
  • LXV. Since brass, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea,
  • LXVI. Tired with all these, for restful death I cry,
  • LXVII. Ah! wherefore with infection should he live,
  • LXVIII. Thus is his cheek the map of days outworn,
  • LXIX. Those parts of thee that the world's eye doth view
  • LXX. That thou art blamed shall not be thy defect,
  • LXXI. No longer mourn for me when I am dead
  • LXXII. O, lest the world should task you to recite
  • LXXIII. That time of year thou mayst in me behold
  • LXXIV. But be contented: when that fell arrest
  • LXXV. So are you to my thoughts as food to life,
  • LXXVI. Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
  • LXXVII. Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear,
  • LXXVIII. So oft have I invoked thee for my Muse
  • LXXIX. Whilst I alone did call upon thy aid,
  • LXXX. O, how I faint when I of you do write,
  • LXXXI. Or I shall live your epitaph to make,
  • LXXXII. I grant thou wert not married to my Muse
  • LXXXIII. I never saw that you did painting need
  • LXXXIV. Who is it that says most? which can say more
  • LXXXV. My tongue-tied Muse in manners holds her still,
    
    
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  • LXXXVI. Was it the proud full sail of his great verse,
  • LXXXVII. Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,
  • LXXXVIII. When thou shalt be disposed to set me light,
  • LXXXIX. Say that thou didst forsake me for some fault,
  • XC. Then hate me when thou wilt; if ever, now;
  • XCI. Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
  • XCII. But do thy worst to steal thyself away,
  • XCIII. So shall I live, supposing thou art true,
  • XCIV. They that have power to hurt and will do none,
  • XCV. How sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame
  • XCVI. Some say thy fault is youth, some wantonness;
  • XCVII. How like a winter hath my absence been
  • XCVIII. From you have I been absent in the spring,
  • XCIX. The forward violet thus did I chide:
  • C. Where art thou, Muse, that thou forget'st so long
  • CI. O truant Muse, what shall be thy amends
  • CII. My love is strengthen'd, though more weak in seeming;
  • CIII. Alack, what poverty my Muse brings forth,
  • CIV. To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
  • CV. Let not my love be call'd idolatry,
  • CVI. When in the chronicle of wasted time
  • CVII. Not mine own fears, nor the prophetic soul
  • CVIII. What's in the brain that ink may character
  • CIX. O, never say that I was false of heart,
  • CX. Alas, 'tis true I have gone here and there
  • CXI. O, for my sake do you with Fortune chide,
  • CXII. Your love and pity doth the impression fill
    
    
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  • CXIII. Since I left you, mine eye is in my mind;
  • CXIV. Or whether doth my mind, being crown'd with you,
  • CXV. Those lines that I before have writ do lie,
  • CXVI. Let me not to the marriage of true minds
  • CXVII. Accuse me thus: that I have scanted all
  • CXVIII. Like as, to make our appetites more keen,
  • CXIX. What potions have I drunk of Siren tears,
  • CXX. That you were once unkind befriends me now,
  • CXXI. 'Tis better to be vile than vile esteem'd,
  • CXXII. Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain
  • CXXIII. No, Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change:
  • CXXIV. If my dear love were but the child of state,
  • CXXV. Were 't aught to me I bore the canopy,
  • CXXVI. O thou, my lovely boy, who in thy power
  • CXXVII. In the old age black was not counted fair,
  • CXXVIII. How oft, when thou, my music, music play'st,
  • CXXIX. The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
  • CXXX. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
  • CXXXI. Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,
  • CXXXII. Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me,
  • CXXXIII. Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan
  • CXXXIV. So, now I have confess'd that he is thine,
  • CXXXV. Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy 'Will,'
  • CXXXVI. If thy soul cheque thee that I come so near,
  • CXXXVII. Thou blind fool, Love, what dost thou to mine eyes,
  • CXXXVIII. When my love swears that she is made of truth
    
    
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  • CXXXIX. O, call not me to justify the wrong
  • CXL. Be wise as thou art cruel; do not press
  • CXLI. In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
  • CXLII. Love is my sin and thy dear virtue hate,
  • CXLIII. Lo! as a careful housewife runs to catch
  • CXLIV. Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
  • CXLV. Those lips that Love's own hand did make
  • CXLVI. Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth,
  • CXLVII. My love is as a fever, longing still
  • CXLVIII. O me, what eyes hath Love put in my head,
  • CXLIX. Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
  • CL. O, from what power hast thou this powerful might
  • CLI. Love is too young to know what conscience is;
  • CLII. In loving thee thou know'st I am forsworn,
  • CLIII. Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep:
  • CLIV. The little Love-god lying once asleep
    
    
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